The Whitehouse, White Trash, And Your Inner Dirt Bag: “When Suffrage Causes Suffering” or “Was Rosa Parks Divisive?”
In the boys’ first porchcast of The BS Show® since switching to daylight savings time, Bjorn and Shawn not only take notice that none of the six definitions culled from the four sources on dictionary.com characterizes the term white trash as racist (but hey, “education’s the key” at least according to most of the geniuses many of us kowtow to) but they question the dangerous, pretty sounding platitudes bandied about by all manner of registered goobers, uh, we mean, voters just one day before a major American election. Pay as much attention to what matters most as Bjorn and Shawn do, on this iconoclastic porchcast of The BS Show.®
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In a bittersweet turn of events for the victorious senator, and now-President-elect Barack Obama, conservatives on this US election day eve began an en masse movement of suicide and emigration. Upon hearing the news that up to two thirds of 120 million US conservatives would not debase themselves by becoming subject to impending totalitarian PC demands for “unity” (i.e. forcible submission), leftist devotees in California interrupted incestuous celebrations with their media-elite cronies only long enough to chortle, “We guess that’ll mean fewer camps to build — fewer anti-progressives to re-educate, or punish to death in work camps for their horrible intolerance!”
When asked if there is room enough in the states for gulags which could accommodate the remaining 40 million conservatives, party leaders cavalierly asked how that figure was arrived at, and “What’s a gulag?”
Despite myriad reports of innumerable depressed traditional families egressing the country’s porous-to-non-existent borders, or simply “offing” themselves with their soon-to-be-confiscated firearms, feverish celebrations of The One continued in anticipation of the night’s acceptance speeches from senior party leaders touting the party’s themes of New Tolerance and New Open Mindedness.
Further inquiries as to who might actually now be counted on to procreate, or fight in the military, or hold down a job in this new incentive-challenged fiefdom, or even just make it out of the womb alive, were met with a slew of vulgar gestures, the question “What’s a fiefdom,” and a swelling din of voices singing “Ain’t no nannie like a nannie-state nannie ’cause a nannie-state nannie don’t stop.”
Don’t stop?!? almost rhymes with hemlock — on a night when a pox named Rampant Entitlement is fomenting many a terrible thirst.
“After the India [Islamic terrorist] nightmare, note [President-elect Obama's] reaction to dismantling the FISA accords, Patriot Act, Guantánamo, and withdrawing from Iraq, as the campaign rhetoric of [President] Bush shredding the Constitution morphs into something like ‘the public will turn on a dime and blame us for criminal laxity if anything like 9/11 happens on our watch.’” — V.D. Hanson, 2008.
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Somehow we at The BS Show® ended up on this smart blogger’s email list. Now, for any fans of that faux brand of political ecumenism proffered by the likes of The United Nations, Leslie Sacks has posted a column which will serve as a sobering primer on the UN’s recently adopted speech prohibitions. It’s especially worth reading for any of us who is, as yet, so underdeveloped that he or she admires or even displays one of those callow and platitudinous bumper stickers which uses “religious” symbols to spell out the very rigid preachment: “COEXIST.”
During our search for the “right” version of said sticker online we suddenly realized that the present age’s beautiful (and coercive) acceptance of multiculturalism and of “all views,” rendered any of our judgmental, black-and-white, intolerant discernment unnecessary. Pheewwww, thank gods. Or thank Dear Leader. Or not. (It would depend on the whims of The U.N.)
[ Special thanks to Tom McMahon for a creative and perspicuous derivation of said sticker which pays dangerous new-age softies the compliment of taking them at their word. And to Gilbert Chesterton for enlightening us, in general, as to how to more often confront libertine inanity with morally informed eloquence and logic. ]
There are going to be consequences from ideas, even when those ideas derive from an Adolph Hitler, a John Dewey, Cicero, Margaret Sanger, Winston Churchill, or Mother Teresa. The ideas taught in U.S. public schools yesterday have, not so amazingly, manifested in the public squares of today, as today’s will tomorrow. Good or bad or in between, like it or not, Mayor Newsom.
Whether we are talking about the twisted “tolerance” stampede and its bullying campaign of vengeful, theist-hating, maniacally militant, pro-gay extremism, or that harsh, outspoken Christophobe, Bill Maher, or the stealth, misleading, secular fundamentalism infesting seemingly every precinct of the U.S. public school curricula, or even the shun-and-crush-Christmas movement, what better ground in which to plow the seeds of a given ideology one hopes to proliferate than that fertile, unguarded openness of a child’s mind.
As Christmas approaches once again, co-hosts of the world’s number one porchcast, Bjorn and Shawn, discuss the motives, realities, and inescapable repercussions of the social engineering being feverishly administered by the vast majority of U.S. public schools. Prepare to lament, and to prepare yourself as you take in another impertinent installment (posted in reverse order this week) of a little number we call The BS Show.®
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