How To Vote On California’s Props: Your Best 2008 Voter Guide

Those same goodness-bereft Visigoths who typically hate the superior values of The BS Show® are sure to fulminate with predictably bilious and characteristic threats when they, in the words of Jack Nicholson’s turn at The Joker, “…get a load of this!” A very animated Bjorn and Shawn accessibly breakdown the impassioned and amorphous harangues (and subterfuge) behind the dozen California state propositions, essentially doing all the work for any who subscribe to, or fight for, Goodness, Beauty, And Truth. Unafraid of the constraints and glories afforded by humility and rigor, your co-hosts rock through an entertaining discussion with august flair, and a fair portion of probity. Grab your voter info pamphlets and a pen.

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The entrepreneurs at eHarmony.com have finally been strong armed into submission by The Almighty (the Almighty State of New Jersey, that is). It turns out those “open minded,” happy go lucky “multiculturalists” who run New Jersey, The State, have made it oppressively clear just how far that ostensible open mindedness rhetoric goes, and even more clear just who is really in charge of eHarmony’s target market, expertise, and overall mission. 

In a spirited and invigorating exchange co-hosts of The BS Show®, Bjorn and Shawn, presume to advise eHarmony.com and its putative leader, Dr. Neil Clark Warren, how best not to back down to these punitive purveyors of postmodernity. Bjorn and Shawn also presume to directly question those totalitarian despots who have now bullied into position as eHarmony’s de facto boss. (By the way, if you doubt that your business is next please reexamine the tell-tale signs which lead up to Kristallnacht. Or simply default to a sheepishness as obtuse and inhumane as Sheryl Crow’s defense philosophy. Either way have a great show everyone — while it lasts.)

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Examine The Nastiness And Constraints Of That Most Wonderfully Evolved Of All Races And Its Unrelenting Propensity For Dangerous Stampedes. On This Dec. 03, 2008 Unedited Porchcast Of The BS Show® With Bjorn And Shawn.

Many kinds of extremists are taken to task in this episode of the world’s number one porchcast sometimes called “The Anything Doesn’t Go Show” for good reason. All but the hardest of heart will again realize why that is so by watching this week’s near-Churchillian manifestation of The BS Show® with Bjorn And Shawn.

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Scornful Menaces Try To Bully Innocents For Public Display of Affection For The West

“There are going to be consequences” one militant gay extremist threatened this week in The L.A. Times.  ”You can expect to be publicly judged. Many can expect to pay a price for a long time to come” [for contributing financially to the preservation of traditional marriage]. Such is the vindictive prattling proffered by a living exemplar of today’s twisted “tolerance” stampede. 

Without stooping to the infantile and intolerant level of this bully (or his bigoted, theist-o-phobic confederates, two of whom purport to be reporters for The LA Times), our co-hosts, Bjorn and Shawn, analyze the underpinnings and ramifications of this most incendiary precinct of our raging culture war — a war which, of course, is often said not to exist. Duh.

It’s our Thanksgiving Eve 2008 porchcast replete with a challenging main discourse and all the trimmings one would expect of the yet-to-be-arrested Bjorn and Shawn and that little number we all like to call The BS Show.® Bon appetit!!!

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I just have to opine one more time in 2008:  While just now packing for vacation (a word which, itself, can be code for holiday; which, of course, means Holy day; which, in proximity to Christmas, might imply a specific Christian holy day. In fact, Christmas really means Christ Mass, which itself means Messiah Celebration, so, no wonder the anti-Christian bigots at large love to hate any mention of a Merry Christmas in the public square with that most mollifying contempt which can only be the work of good old evolved “humanity”) I over heard a few minutes of a Michael Medved interview (author of the new book The 10 Big Lies About America: Combating Destructive Distortions About Our Nation) poignantly summarizing several of those alleged lies. Wow!

I’m going to suggest that Medved’s book be required reading not only for the polymathic co-hosts of The BS Show® but for each and every caller and emailer contacting the world’s number one porchcast, The BS Show®. Incredible. 

I’ve gotta get back to packing but all manner of registered voters — especially those who boast of their open mindedness — are hereby implored to make The 10 Big Lies About America one of 12 books you’ll buy and read in 2009. If it turns out that those aforementioned open minds are imbued with a bit of humility and thirst for wisdom, to boot, Medved’s work just might serve to lighten the burden of some of your own baggage. Merry Christmas!!!

We, your faithful co-hosts of The BS Show® beg any with an open heart, and  partially wise mind, to read President George Washington’s Thanksgiving Proclamation, dated A.D. 1789, aloud sometime before the main course is  served this Thursday in America. (If Bill Maher, Keith Obermann, or CNN’s Jack  Cafferty should happen to be seated at your table during the reading of same, be sure to apologize to them for your (and Washington’s) offensive lack of faith in their secular extremism and godless worldviews.)

Also, the pleasure and import of a fulfilling, appreciative, and purgative pre-Thanksgiving “cry” may be attained by viewing this short tribute. Wow !

From Bjorn and Shawn, producer Jared, and all at The BS Show,® make it a Happy Thanksgiving everyone !!!

(Special thanks to our thoughtful rocker pal Trace for referring the video.)

Somehow we at The BS Show® ended up on this smart blogger’s email list. Now, for any fans of that faux brand of political ecumenism proffered by the likes of The United Nations, Leslie Sacks has posted a column which will serve as a sobering primer on the UN’s recently adopted speech prohibitions. It’s especially worth reading for any of us who is, as yet, so underdeveloped that he or she admires or even displays one of those callow and platitudinous bumper stickers which uses “religious” symbols to spell out the very rigid preachment: “COEXIST.”

During our search for the “right” version of said sticker online we suddenly realized that the present age’s beautiful (and coercive) acceptance of multiculturalism and of “all views,” rendered any of our judgmental, black-and-white, intolerant discernment unnecessary. Pheewwww, thank gods. Or thank Dear Leader. Or not. (It would depend on the whims of The U.N.)

[ Special thanks to Tom McMahon for a creative and perspicuous derivation of said sticker which pays dangerous new-age softies the compliment of taking them at their word. And to Gilbert Chesterton for enlightening us, in general, as to how to more often confront libertine inanity with morally informed eloquence and logic. ]