In a bittersweet turn of events for the victorious senator, and now-President-elect Barack Obama, conservatives on this US election day eve began an en masse movement of suicide and emigration. Upon hearing the news that up to two thirds of 120 million US conservatives would not debase themselves by becoming subject to impending totalitarian PC demands for “unity” (i.e. forcible submission), leftist devotees in California interrupted incestuous celebrations with their media-elite cronies only long enough to chortle, “We guess that’ll mean fewer camps to build — fewer anti-progressives to re-educate, or punish to death in work camps for their horrible intolerance!”
When asked if there is room enough in the states for gulags which could accommodate the remaining 40 million conservatives, party leaders cavalierly asked how that figure was arrived at, and “What’s a gulag?”
Despite myriad reports of innumerable depressed traditional families egressing the country’s porous-to-non-existent borders, or simply “offing” themselves with their soon-to-be-confiscated firearms, feverish celebrations of The One continued in anticipation of the night’s acceptance speeches from senior party leaders touting the party’s themes of New Tolerance and New Open Mindedness.
Further inquiries as to who might actually now be counted on to procreate, or fight in the military, or hold down a job in this new incentive-challenged fiefdom, or even just make it out of the womb alive, were met with a slew of vulgar gestures, the question “What’s a fiefdom,” and a swelling din of voices singing “Ain’t no nannie like a nannie-state nannie ’cause a nannie-state nannie don’t stop.”
Don’t stop?!? almost rhymes with hemlock — on a night when a pox named Rampant Entitlement is fomenting many a terrible thirst.
“After the India [Islamic terrorist] nightmare, note [President-elect Obama's] reaction to dismantling the FISA accords, Patriot Act, Guantánamo, and withdrawing from Iraq, as the campaign rhetoric of [President] Bush shredding the Constitution morphs into something like ‘the public will turn on a dime and blame us for criminal laxity if anything like 9/11 happens on our watch.’” — V.D. Hanson, 2008.
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Parsing The U.S. Presidential Race. And Riding The “Me I Myself” Express Through Dummyville To Narciss City
Using their singular and offensive-to-humankind’s-prideful-and-self-adoring-egos style of deftness, our co-hosts Bjorn and Shawn have a bit of fun attempting to overcome our culture’s pandemic deafness. Please bring your notepads and open minds. And a burning desire to question authority and assumptions, beginning with your own.
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Questioning Our U.S. Presidential Candidates’ First One-On-One Debate. And Questioning Inhumane, Ooops, We Mean, Human Nature
While there are plenty of more famous analysts few are more consequential than The BS Show’s own internationally “porchcasted” Bjorn and Shawn, especially as regards the attainment of a meaningful level of discourse.
In this episode of The BS Show, B and S fuel the fire of that reputation by confronting and confirming what matters most about last Friday’s U.S. Presidential candidates’ “debate,” hosted by PBS’ Jim Lehrer. They also introduce and welcome first time guest/expat/college student, Benjamin Stevens, to ostensibly disabuse fans of Bjorn and Shawn’s pervasive, presumably pernicious agitprop. Grow, Baby, grow — enjoy a great show this week!!!
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One Question for Militant Gays, Unhinged Neighbor-Vandals, And Race-O-Phobics: Who Do You Think You Are?!?
Show co-hosts Bjorn and Shawn take 75 minutes or so to stand up to inanity, vanity, and self-serving insanity. Entertaining and aggravating. Welcome to another difficult day of saving the world from evil and willful ignorance.
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The unexpected feeding frenzy surrounding Governor Sarah Palin’s addition to the GOP ticket continues. Bjorn and Shawn walk you through the imbroglio with characteristic character and ingenuous panache.
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Obama, McCain, Warren: “Did Anyone Say Anything?” The BS Show Underview Of Their Interviews
In this week’s video porchcast Bjorn and Shawn dig deep below the surface of the August 16th, 2008 so-called faith forum at Saddleback, California, in order to present a more revealing interrogation of the presidential-level ideas putatively parsed there. Expect the pain (associated with an inimitable injection of Bjorn and Shawn’s audience aggrandizing analysis).
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